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09 November 2008 @ 10:33 pm
Prison Break - Limited Options  
Title: Limited Options
Author: clair_de_lune
Prompt by camille_miko: Prison Break. Lincoln/Sucre. Bedroom.
Rating: R
Spoilers: Season 4
Word Count: ~ 315
Warnings: Slash, crackfic
Author’s Note 1: Unbeta’ed so feel free to point out any grammatical monstrosities. Posted in response to this meme.
Author’s Note 2: Lincoln/Sucre... obviously some people just want me to suffer ^_^ And I’m over 250 words here.

There is a limited amount of things that you can do in a hotel bedroom when you:

1. can’t help yourself in the mini-bar because you have to keep your head clear;

2. forgot to bring a damn card game. Lincoln won’t play anyway. The last time he did, he was about to be electrocuted on the Chair. Not a pleasant memory, you know, so card games are pretty much a big no-no for him;

3. aren’t that much into reading.

“Free porn.”

At Lincoln’s grumbled words, Sucre abruptly looks up from the comics he’s reading in the paper and glances at the TV. “Given the cost of the bedroom, it’s not free porn,” he points out, and Sink stares at him as if Sucre has spent way too much time with Michael and picked his idiosyncrasies. The worst ones.

* *

There is a limited amount of ways things can end up when you’ve been watching free – or not so free – porn for over an hour. That being said... Sucre might not be the sharpest tool in the box, but Lincoln’s hand bluntly cupping him through his jeans is not one of the things he would have imagined. He jumps and blurts out, “Wow, man!” but Linc doesn’t seem impressed. Just tells him not be such a sissy, and that it’s better when it’s someone else, and, “If you touch mine, I’ll touch yours.”

Sucre goggles at him, a bit flustered. “Isn’t it supposed to be if you show me yours, I’ll show you mine?”

Did he just michael again? Because Sink is totally staring at him as if he just michaeled again.

He throws a glance at the not so free porn, then at the hand, large and hot and already expertly rubbing him, and well... “Nobody else will know, right?”

Lincoln rolls his eyes. “What? You think I jerk off and tell?”

* *

Comments are love ;)
Nov. 9, 2008
Current Mood: deviousdevious
Adommy-Fangirl: Doctor Who - 4x12 - Ianto *LOL*bm_shipper on November 10th, 2008 06:12 am (UTC)
*lol* That was funny :D
Clair de Lune: pb - sucreclair_de_lune on November 10th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
Hehe, thank you :D
Maz (or foxxy!): Don't Fu...tuesdaeschild on November 10th, 2008 12:06 pm (UTC)
Bloody hilarious!! Just the idea of Linc couped up in a hotel room with someone prone to 'michaeling' blows my socks off! And that last line?!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

You really have got a neat touch with the crackfic, sweetheart!

You okay? Hope so!
Clair de Lune: pb - michael sucreclair_de_lune on November 10th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Hey! Sucre's remarks are totally acurate *g* But I feel for Lincoln...

I'm glad - and relieved that the last line works. I'm never totally sure when playing with this kind of phrase :-p

I'm fine: I made it through Lincoln/Sucre slash ^__^

*hugs back*
Maz (or foxxy!): Don't Fu...tuesdaeschild on November 15th, 2008 12:42 pm (UTC)
Good to hear you're okay...and you survived Lincoln/Sucre slash!!

We really need more of it, I feel, since they've become kind of friends, haven't they?!! Bonding over explosive devices does that to guys!! ;)

froggyniektete on November 10th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
*cackles* Lincoln/Sucre, big yay ^^ And that last line will have me grinning for the rest of the day XD
Clair de Lune: pb - lincolnclair_de_lune on November 10th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I have to say, making it a crackfic was taking the easy road, but I wrote serious Lincoln/Sucre slash once - I'll have to translate it someday - and it gave me a headache *g*

Glad you liked the last line ;)
~Camille-Miko~camille_miko on November 12th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
J'adore *___________*
Clair de Luneclair_de_lune on November 12th, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Merci :)
J'ai l'intention de la traduire, hein. Emportée par mon élan, je l'ai écrite en anglais, mais je vais traduire.
~Camille-Miko~camille_miko on November 12th, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
Ce sera avec plaisir que je paraderais avec la version française ^^
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Clair de Luneclair_de_lune on November 15th, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
Hehe, this one was definitely crack, and not that smutty actually :-p
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for your comment!
Flurblewigflurblewig on November 14th, 2008 10:45 am (UTC)
Hee! Sucre's trepidation was hilarious, and I just adore the concept of 'Michaeling' :-)
Clair de Luneclair_de_lune on November 15th, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
I just adore the concept of 'Michaeling'

Yay for neologisms - and Sucre picking Michael's quirks ;)

Thanks a lot for reading and commenting :D
tokenblkgirl: mike and linctokenblkgirl on November 30th, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
Heh, very funny. Loved it.
Clair de Lune: pb - sucreclair_de_lune on December 1st, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you :D
Wildling Girl: Sarawildlinggirl on May 8th, 2013 08:17 pm (UTC)
Hey, I just stumbled into this by chance, and thought it was really good! Funny, yet somehow still hot! Thought I'd let you know so, there... great job!
Clair de Lune: origami - canardclair_de_lune on May 9th, 2013 06:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks a lot :) I must say that Lincoln/Sucre isn't easy for me to write so I kinda took the easy road here, making it humoristic - though in my defense I did write a 'serious' one too.
So glad you enjoyed it and thank you for commenting!
Wildling Girl: Ariawildlinggirl on May 9th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
Oh then, I should check out the 'serious' one too! Thanks for that!

And don't worry, the humor made this great! And I thought I was the only one who ever wrote Lincoln/Sucre in the entire history of the fandom, haha!