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22 August 2011 @ 05:43 pm
23 True Cat Facts  
Initially posted by jeweledvixen in cat_lovers.


1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
— Bruce Graham

2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
— Unknown

3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
— Terry Pratchett

4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
— Jeff Valdez

5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
— English proverb

6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
— Ellen Perry Berkeley

7. "One cat just leads to another."
— Ernest Hemingway

8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
— Mary Bly

9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
— Joseph Wood Krutch

10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
— Faith Resnick

11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
— Anonymous

12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
— Hippolyte Taine

13. "No, heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
— Unknown

14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats"
— Albert Schweitzer

15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
— Ernest Menaul

16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
— Unknown

17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
— Colette

18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
— Missy Dizick

19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
— Colonial American proverb

20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
— Joseph Wood Krutch

21. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
— Unknown

22. "My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes."
— Unknown

23. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
— Unknown

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#2, 3 and 5 (among others)? So very true *g*
 
 
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