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17 January 2009 @ 04:16 pm
Prison Break - Playing Doctor  
Title: Playing Doctor
Author: clair_de_lune
Characters: Michael, Lincoln, mention of LJ and Veronica, hints of kid!Michael / kid!Veronica
Category: Gen, fluff
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: “Did you talk about birds and bees to LJ?”
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just borrowing them for a while.
Author’s Note: Written for pbhiatus_fic Dirty Double Drabbles Challenge.


“He’s not even eleven and he was playing doctor, Michael!”

“Take it easy. I was playing doctor with Vee when I was younger than that.”

“You were playing doctor with Vee?”

“Sure.”

“Naked?”

“...”

“Michael?!”

“Not naked. Not completely. We kept our pants on.”

“Michael?”

“At least our underwear.”

“...”

“Vee had her bra on. Most of the time.”

“Michael...”

“It’s not like there was so much to put in it back then, you know.”

“If you keep that up, I’m going to hurt you.”

“We were kids, Linc! Kids do this kind of thing. Don’t blow a gasket.”

“You were playing doctor naked with my girlfriend and I should keep cool?”

“You realize it was fifteen years ago, right?”

“I was sure you had a thing for Veronica.”

“And Veronica had a thing for you.”

“...”

“OK, did you talk about birds and bees to LJ?”

“I think he’s past the point of birds and bees. And don’t smirk like the smartass you are.”

“Did you talk to him about how babies are made?”

“I think he’s past this point too.”

“Did you talk to him about how babies are not made, then?”

“I’m really going to hurt you...”

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Tori: pb | bleak | always on the runtorigates on January 17th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.
Clair de Lune: pb - brothers kidsclair_de_lune on January 17th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Thank you :D

Edited at 2009-01-17 06:06 pm (UTC)
Maz (or foxxy!): Uncle and Nephewtuesdaeschild on January 17th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
*blows a gasket* But in the 'exploding into hysterical giggles' kind of way!!

Only a little one (is that what Veronica said to Michael when they were playing doctors and nurses?!!!) but still a very good one!!

Me loved!! :o)
Clair de Lune: pb - michaelclair_de_lune on January 17th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
Bwawa! This was mean. Poor Mike *g* Although I guess he deserves it for the "not a lot to put in the bra" remark.

From now on, in my mind, Vee is the doctor and Michael the nurse, 'kay?

Thank you *squishes you*
Maz (or foxxy!): Puppy Facetuesdaeschild on January 17th, 2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
Although I guess he deserves it for the "not a lot to put in the bra" remark.

I believe he did!! *giggles*

Okay, Vee the doctor and Michael the nurse...

Nurse Scofield, I'd like you to take off your uniform, please.

What? Why?

"I believe a white latex nurse's dress is not appropriate when treating a patient.

But...it's Linc. He's our 'pretend' patient!

"Exactly. We wouldn't want him to get ideas in his condition.


Where did that come from?!!! I think I should keep up my therapy sessions, huh?!! :)

*squishes you back*
Clair de Lune: pb - michael5clair_de_lune on January 18th, 2009 12:07 pm (UTC)
*snorts* If you go there, I'm afraid it won't be a kid!fic anymore and I'll have to unstrike the struck "dirty" in my author's note ^__^

I believe he did!! *giggles*
Now I kind of want to read Vee's reaction to his remark...

Edited at 2009-01-18 02:13 pm (UTC)
Maz (or foxxy!): Wet and Prettytuesdaeschild on January 19th, 2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
Some smart-ass jibe about not much of a bulge, perhaps?!! ;)
alienmom: bros-cannesalienmom on January 17th, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
LOL hysterical! i love conversation!fics!!

i confess, i didn't read the specs of the fic, just clicked on the link when i saw the title. i'm reading the first few lines and thought it was michael & sara talking about their 11 year old son!! LOL wishful thinking on my part, i guess!!

even funnier with linc & michael! =D

And don’t smirk like the smartass you are.

i can literally hear linc saying this and with good reason! LOL
Clair de Lune: pb - michael2clair_de_lune on January 17th, 2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
i love conversation!fics!!
They demand all my willpower for me not to... stop making them dialogue only and start writing loads and loads of explanations. So I appreciate that you appreciate :p

i can literally hear linc saying this and with good reason! LOL
I'm pretty sure there will be less smirking on his part if he actually must have this conversation with his and Sara's 11 year old kid someday ^__^

Thanks for reading and commenting :)

Edited at 2009-01-17 06:24 pm (UTC)
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Clair de Lune: pb - michael3clair_de_lune on January 18th, 2009 11:59 am (UTC)
Glad it made you giggle ;) Thanks!
be: blushingbeascarpetta on January 17th, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
just wow.*playing doctor,hmmmm*
Thanks for sharing.
Clair de Lune: origami - canardclair_de_lune on January 18th, 2009 12:03 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for your comment ;)
tokenblkgirl: Prison Break: Brotherly Lovetokenblkgirl on January 18th, 2009 07:30 am (UTC)
LOL, this was pretty awesome. Loved it. :)
Clair de Lune: pb - michael3clair_de_lune on January 18th, 2009 12:04 pm (UTC)
Thanks a lot! Snarky Michael was fun to write ;)